October 2008
3 posts
s2tiffonie:
whered you goo?
i miss you so
and wait
you said something about a fruit bar?
Sent at 12:25 AM on Saturday
MAKE IT HAPPEN. NAO!
September 2008
15 posts
Thinking
Fat-free skim milk does not taste like milk.
D:
Scott Adams Blog: Context Is Everything →
“Since selecting Palin, the discussion in the media and in kitchens across America has shifted from “Can you be too old to be President?” to “Can you be too young and inexperienced?” McCain has cleverly put his critics in the position of arguing that experience is a good thing. And McCain has more of it than Obama.”
GIZMODO: Geek License Plates Show Just How Geeky... →
Scott Adams Blog: Start Your Engines →
My behavior, explained?
A little late in re-posting this, but still worth it. :)
dooce.com
It's really hot out here.
Then why do you have jeans on?
Why are you ending sentences with prepositions?
Why do you have jeans on, motherfucker?
Lit Fuse Films Ignis Solus
For when I cannot play…
… and when I have already watched the griefing videos. Twice.
Did You Know?
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
July 2008
14 posts
Feeling
Like I just washed my face with a grapefruit.
I love it.
Sucking
Really bad at this blogging thing!
________
I know.
I am internally conflicted, but I just don’t like how “sucking really badly” reads.
Feeling
Fantastic
(and alliterative!)
The Postal Service Nothing Better
But I don’t like when people ‘pong’ me!
– Calvin (Mahjong Mondays with Alfie and Calvin)
Thinking
I need to get a new deoderant.
Discover Grossology
Tim: Please?!
C: (walking away from exhibit) I am NOT smelling musk for your birthday.
OMGWTFBBQ
You can’t beat me with technicalities when I AM BETTER AT IT THAN YOU.
Today
I choked the traffic school instructor with my bare hands in front of the class, and it was all kinds of awesome.
Did You Know?
There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters: therein (the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein).
Yesterday
My laptop is broken.
Must be all that porn.